my dad and this other guy were fighting over who would go on a date with my mom in high school so they put their forearms together and my mom dropped a lit cigarette in between them and said “first one to pull away loses” and my dad still has a little scar
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Wearing an oversized shirt and no pants is probably the most comfortable thing of life.
(Source: good-for-mee, via 0rgasmatr0n)