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how dare you not notice me while i ignore you

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My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what is

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

growlithed:

i wish my parents got me into a sport when i was young and kept me committed to it so id have a nice body but instead i ended up on the internet and im gross

slomps:

Imagine being given a book with a photo of every person you’d ever met

nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

wreck-it-mikey:

being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords

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