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ollivandur:

don’t lie we all judge people by their url

fuckingsession:

Kiss her inner thighs & she’ll be all over you 

"I am complicated.
half of my poems
are warning people not to get close to me
and the other half
are begging them to come near.
I am not simple.
I am not the kind of person you fall in love with.
Please, love me."

aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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otterqueer:

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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i laughed way too hard at this

stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip…

ivani3raginsky:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’